An Open Letter to Folks Who Keep Giving Me Unsolicited Advice

This is the customer service face I honed while waiting tables. I use it often. It has served me well when I find myself as the recipient of unsolicited advice.

To Whom It May Concern:

I would like to extend my acknowledgement of receipt for the unsolicited advice you offered me the other day. Though I didn’t ask for it, and I would argue it wasn’t necessary, you took the time to send it my way, which I suppose counts for something.